Thursday, October 13, 2011

Rant time!

Here is some stuff that pisses me off some more.  I despise you retarded ass monkies who drive suvs and have fog lights.  No reason to have them on.  You hit a bounce and you blind the fuck out of me.  Go die.
I hate when you drive with someone who drives like he is in nascar.  You scare dingleberries into my pants Joe.  I hate when people insist on sagging their pants WHEN THEY ARE WEARING BELTS!  You fuckers are intentially sinching those belts to keep them low.  I hate hippies who thing that organic food is better then other food.  Its a cow who cares if they ate grass or corn or if fertilizers were used.  ITS A COW!   I despise when someone preaches about a dresscode then lets disgusting bottomfeeding dumpster whores in to this schoool showing their cooters while they itch their crabs.  I see your veins in your legs cover them up.

Wednesday, September 14, 2011

What the hell!

Wow so I have a blog, I forgot about this shit. I figure I will start off my blog with a rant about bullshit that has pissed me off in the past couple of days.

Stupid dumbass managers, how the hell did you get to where you are at? Scheduling people for hours is not that hard. Oh blah blah blah does blah blah. Quit being a dumbass, I bend over backwards for you I do what you tell me I have improved in the past year. You want me in R-Zone? Sure You want me at Service? SURE! Am I going to express my displeasure on how I should be on the floor because I am better then others? SURE!! The point is I have so much open time and you do not utilize it so you deserve a fat hand in your face.

If your going to come into my store and act like a bitch you need to get the fuck out. Your daughters lip gloss does not need to go in a bag that I can fit your child in. WHY THE HELL do you pay with a check? You do realize your bank will give you a peice of plastic that you swipe in this machine that can eliminate the need for that pen you don't have. Dumbass skanky old person. Take a shower.

I wish I could carry a foam bat that I could hit children in the face. They deserve a good beating, at least a few.

Pizza Street is delicous. I lovve this place a lot. They should make places like Pizza Street that I can get mcdoubles oh the agony.

So this term I have been able to assoicate with the folks from medical admins and paralegals. Jessica and Ashleigh and Elizabeth oh and Hannah to name a few are good to have around instead of Dumbass Carr. Yeah that is his name. His mom recognized failure right away.

I am done ranting and done kissing ass. I love Samantha she is my heart. Katie and Joe are beasticles.